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Excuses For When You
Must Play Golf! #5

* I have not played since last summer.
* I have only played that course on my computer.
* I have some money from my company's profit sharing.
* I have spent a lot of time practicing; I want to see how I do.
* I have to get used to my new putter.
* I have to golf as much as possible. We only golf 4 months in Alaska
* I have to golf, it's a guy thing
* I have to keep trying to get a hole in one!

* I have to make sure my back stays loose.
* I have to pay the club dues, I might as well get my money out of it.
* I have to pick up a club I left at the course yesterday.
* I have to see how my new lesson worked out.
* I have to see if I eliminated my slice.
* I have to see if my new sunglasses help me read the greens better
* I have to see if these new golf balls will float.
* I have to teach my son-in-law how to golf.
* I have to test this new allergy medicine on the course.
* I have to take my wife golfing at least once a year,
it's in the pre-nuptial


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