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Excuses For When You
Must Play Golf! #2

* I always play well when it rains.
* I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit
* I am just very optimistic I will play well if I golf today
* I am required to golf for work; I love my job.
* I am sick of playing golf on my computer and I want to play for real.
* I am useless at work unless I golf twice a week.
* I need to try out my new double titanium krypton driver
* I bought a golf cart at a rummage sale.

* I bought a whole new golf wardrobe.
* I bought those new golf contact lenses, guaranteed to cut 5 strokes
* I can expense it for business purposes.
* I can finally keep my driver in the fairway.
* I can finally play under pressure, so I can start betting again.
* I can get some lawn care tips from the ground maintenance crew
* I can pass gas, and no one is the wiser.
* I can shoot par on the computer version now I want to try it for real
* I finally got a set of brand clubs. I want to see if I can break 120!

 

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