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Top Ten Things to Say About
A 3-Foot Putt

  • I see Clinton has one more intern to entertain
  • You still have to book him, Dano.
  • Nice bottle of tequila. Now eat the worm.
  • You gonna bury that bone?
  • You paid the hooker, now pay the pimp.
  • Finish your six-pack, Mr. Daly.
  • I canít hear the fat lady singing.
  • Donít forget to squeeze out the last few drops.
  • Still some meat left on that bone.
  • Not so fast....you forgot to cuddle.

© Clark Peterson

 
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