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Golf Definitions

Golf: A 5 mile walk punctuated with disappointments

Fairway:
An unfamiliar tract of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green. Your ball is usually found immediately to the left or right of it

Oxymoron:
An easy par-3

Practice Tee:
A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice

Mulligan: Invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more 20-yard grounder

 
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