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Big Shooter Quotes

There are three ways to improve your golf game: Take lessons, practice constantly...or start cheating!

Forget about all those "How To.." books and videos. The only sure way to save strokes is with an eraser!

The difference between a whiff and a practice swing is that nobody curses after a practice swing.

Golf is not a matter of life and death. It's a lot more important than that.

Golf is a a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more.

Golf is like any other sports competition. There's not a lot of point to it unless someone suffers. ...even, if it's you.

The Big Shooter

 

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