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Top Ten Euphemisms For Sneaking Out To Play Golf

  • Iím going to get some more greens in my diet.
  • The military needs me to test some bunker busters.
  • Itís time I got a grip on life.
  • I have to attend a seminar on anger management.
  • I need some R&R with Mr. Tee, ASAP.
  • Iím on a search for the missing links.
  • I have a ball to attend.
  • Iím going to get a shot of Vitamin G.
  • Iíll be taking Mr. Woods for a drive in the country.
  • I have to see a man about a dogleg.

© Clark Peterson

 

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