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Earl addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted.

The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force.

He dropped!

Earl and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay unconscious with the ball between his feet.

"Good heavens" exclaimed Earl, "what shall I do?"

"Don't move him" said his partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or take a two club length drop."

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