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Top Ten Signs You’re Obsessed With Golf
- Even your work gloves have a ball marker on the wrist.
- You mow your backyard to 11 on the Stimpmeter.
- You don’t know who the Vice President is, but you’ve got
Davis Love’s sand save percentage memorized.
- You name your kids Arnold, Jesper and Chi Chi, and that’s
just the girls.
- Tees in all your pockets, even your jammies.
- Getting married at 10? You can still get in a quick 9
holes at 8.
- You have all the machinery foldouts from Turfgrass Monthly
pinned to your wall.
- You get a titanium rod inserted permanently so you can’t
bend your left arm.
- After two days without golf, you get the shakes and have
to phone 1-800-HEADCASE so they can talk you down.
- When you stand at the urinal, you use the overlapping
grip.
© Clark Peterson author
of The Goober's Guide To Golf
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