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18 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

  • You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.
  • If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique
  • The Ten Commandments do not say anything about golf.
  • If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet, then you become famous
  • Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with
  • It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger
  • When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.
  • If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.
  • Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself.

  • When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
  • You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.
  • You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment
  • There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease
  • If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
  • Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.
  • Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.
  • You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.
  • Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

 

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