Beginner
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons,
explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just
hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the
fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from
the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
After he was able to speak again the pro finally said, "Uh...
you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup."
"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted
tone.
