Alternate Shot
A golfer playing in a two-man alternate shot tournament
drove his tee shot to the edge of the green on a par-3 hole.
His partner, playing the second shot, managed to chip it
over the green into a bunker. Undaunted, the first golfer
recovers with a fine shot to within one foot of the hole.
The second golfer nervously putts, and sends the ball one
foot past the hole, leaving the first golfer to sink the
putt..
"Do you realize that we took five strokes on an easy par-3?"
says the first golfer.
"Yes, and don't forget who took three of them!" answered
his partner!