The Golf Course Or ...
Four married guys go golfing.
While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place: 1st Guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
2nd Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool."
3rd Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continued to play the hole when they realized that the 4th guy hadn't
said anything. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
4th guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off
the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'golf course or intercourse?'
And she said, "Wear your sweater".